Archive for November 26th, 2001:
Well, well. Guess who’s back? No, not me, but yes I am. Texas was all it needed to be. A vacation. Not really that sports related, but a god damn vacation. I see that the Bears won tonight, picked it up on AM 1000 outta Chi-town on the drive up, helluva game. Ditka would be proud. What kind of fuckin’ world do we live in when the always shitty Bears are 8-2, and the Lions (whom I cannot come up with a proper title for because it is that fuckin’ bad) are 0-10? I talked with some rednecks this past week in Dallas and they as well as I can’t wait for the season finale in Pontiac between the NFL’s two best teams (vs. the ‘Boys). What a showdown thats gonna be. Gimme a fuckin’ break. Two sorry ass teams. I’m gonna write a letter to the league offices requesting that this game be played at Houseman Field. Because thats the caliber of these two teams, they’re merely glorified high school teams with high salary’s. I would bet everything I had on Grand Valley, without Anes, beating the Lions 23-13. Thats with McMahon starting. Hell I say if you took Granville and Jenison’s teams and combined them they’d put up a close one. That says a lot for my Lions, er, pussy cats. Good thing there’s an expansion team this year, ’cause the Cats would have the first pick. So once again they picked a helluva year to try for the number one. Too bad they’re gonna get two. Losers. For sports done right, have a good night. Out.